There has been a slight disturbance in our community lately - rumours abound of Nintendo's latest scheme to make us Zelda fans "suffer". I have noticed a great deal of my affiliates lamenting this so called November delay; but truthfully, I couldn't be any happier.I have read a lot of things this past month or so-many articles stating that Twilight Princess had simply been delayed again, this time to November; others saying that it would be a Revolution title; and most saying both. Now I did not expect to see the anger and frustration I am seeing in our community. Honestly, if Twilight Princess were to be delayed to 2007, I would be even happier. The longer the delay, the better.
Now if you're one of those rabid, morbid inflicted fans, or even if you felt just a slight twinge of anger regarding my last few statements, then I implore you to stop reading and to go see a doctor. You're obviously mentally unstable.
First and foremost, it's a videogame. Nothing more, nothing less. There is no need for people to get so emotional over a fractional delay. Honestly, what is a couple of months in your life? And if Nintendo has simply delayed TP to make the game better, what the hell are you all complaining about? If it's going to be a Revolution title, then obviously it's all for the best.
Now I've heard a lot of people saying that "Nintendo tricked us", and that "they should have just told us this in the first place", and "I ph5k1|\|6 1-1473rz N1|\|73n|>0!!!!"-and seriously, if they did, so what? And if you agree with that last statement, then you really need to get a life and do something other than sit around all day complaining about Nintendo's brilliant marketing strategies.
Which is precisely what this delay (if it truly is a delay) is. By releasing TP around the same time as the Revolution, Nintendo will not only gain profits on its newest console, but on the old GCN as well.
If you all are sick and tired of waiting for this new Zelda game, then you're all a lot weaker than I thought. If you can't endure a couple months more, than you really are pathetic. If I sound harsh its because I am. I am disgusted with all the whining and complaining that I've been reading everywhere. The world will not come to an end if TP doesn't come out this April.
And regarding those idiots who seriously think that TP might not come out at all, I have nothing to say to you except that your a moron. Nintendo has come this far with TP: released screenshots, released trailers, released playable demos. Do you honestly think that they would suddenly abandon their greatest franchise? Do you?
This is nothing more than a marketing gig intended to build up even more hype than there already is. And the later TP is released, that much sweeter the experience will be.
I'm not going to apologize if you've been offended during this rant-its people like you who I'm talking about. You're seriously degrading our community with your ridiculous attitudes and behaviors. I'm sure you can find some other video game to play in the meantime, and if you can't, replay some of the old classics.
The point is, the more you starve, the hungrier you are, the tastier the pizza is when you finally eat it. Or whatever the hell arouses your taste buds.
I am disgusted right now, and I sure hope you all won't be acting like this during these next few months. And to those of you sane people who aren't complaining-you have my thanks, and gratitude as well.
You can whine all you want, but the fact is: TP isn't coming out today, or tomorrow, or next week. So shutup and you'll enjoy TP a lot more when it comes out.
I'm not not angry, I'm simply irritated. I expected a lot more out of you fans. Once again, thank you, those of you who haven't lost yourselves in this mundane moment.
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2/15/2006; 4:22PM; InformeroftheSages
Now if you're one of those rabid, morbid inflicted fans, or even if you felt just a slight twinge of anger regarding my last few statements, then I implore you to stop reading and to go see a doctor. You're obviously mentally unstable.
First and foremost, it's a videogame. Nothing more, nothing less. There is no need for people to get so emotional over a fractional delay. Honestly, what is a couple of months in your life? And if Nintendo has simply delayed TP to make the game better, what the hell are you all complaining about? If it's going to be a Revolution title, then obviously it's all for the best.
Now I've heard a lot of people saying that "Nintendo tricked us", and that "they should have just told us this in the first place", and "I ph5k1|\|6 1-1473rz N1|\|73n|>0!!!!"-and seriously, if they did, so what? And if you agree with that last statement, then you really need to get a life and do something other than sit around all day complaining about Nintendo's brilliant marketing strategies.
Which is precisely what this delay (if it truly is a delay) is. By releasing TP around the same time as the Revolution, Nintendo will not only gain profits on its newest console, but on the old GCN as well.
If you all are sick and tired of waiting for this new Zelda game, then you're all a lot weaker than I thought. If you can't endure a couple months more, than you really are pathetic. If I sound harsh its because I am. I am disgusted with all the whining and complaining that I've been reading everywhere. The world will not come to an end if TP doesn't come out this April.
And regarding those idiots who seriously think that TP might not come out at all, I have nothing to say to you except that your a moron. Nintendo has come this far with TP: released screenshots, released trailers, released playable demos. Do you honestly think that they would suddenly abandon their greatest franchise? Do you?
This is nothing more than a marketing gig intended to build up even more hype than there already is. And the later TP is released, that much sweeter the experience will be.
I'm not going to apologize if you've been offended during this rant-its people like you who I'm talking about. You're seriously degrading our community with your ridiculous attitudes and behaviors. I'm sure you can find some other video game to play in the meantime, and if you can't, replay some of the old classics.
The point is, the more you starve, the hungrier you are, the tastier the pizza is when you finally eat it. Or whatever the hell arouses your taste buds.
I am disgusted right now, and I sure hope you all won't be acting like this during these next few months. And to those of you sane people who aren't complaining-you have my thanks, and gratitude as well.
You can whine all you want, but the fact is: TP isn't coming out today, or tomorrow, or next week. So shutup and you'll enjoy TP a lot more when it comes out.
I'm not not angry, I'm simply irritated. I expected a lot more out of you fans. Once again, thank you, those of you who haven't lost yourselves in this mundane moment.
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2/15/2006; 4:22PM; InformeroftheSages